Fantasy Lake...dun dun DUNNNN!!

Okay so this past weekend me, my boyfriend David, Nissa (my friend), and my bf's friend Marc all went to Fanntasy Lake. Nissa and David had never been there before. This lake is like a waterpark kinda with slides and all that good stuff. So, we got there around 3 since it took us forever to get there. We were there for about an hour and a half. After that we chose to go on the paddle boats thay had over there. Two life gaurds came up to us and said basically "dont do what those guys are doing. They keep bumping into eachother and im tired of blowing this whistle. Basica rules are dont act like a retard, dont go past the flags, dont go near the woods, and have fun!" so we got onto those fabulous boats. Me and David were in one and Nissa and Marc were in the other. We stayed off to one side the entire time pretty much. We followed the rules and even made sure we didnt come too close to eachother. Well the gaurds kept blowing the whistle at the other two boats out there with us that were breaking the rules the whole time. Well theyre shift was over and apparently they complained about two boats not following the rules. Well by the time the other gaurds got there, the other two boats already left. So we were the only two out there! All of a suddon we hear people yelling and whistling at us. They wouldnt shut up!! Soooo we start heading over there and those freakin paddle boats cant go that damn fast so we werent "hurrying" over there. So we finally got to the dock and they hooked up our boats and there were like 3 officers, a couple security gaurds, and some chick standing there. One of the officers were talking to Nissa and Marc already and they motioned for us to come over there. So me and David went over there and they were all like "some of the gaurds complained about some people not obeying the rules. And we came and now we're asking you to leave since you werent obeying the rules. The rules were made for your safety so we're gonna have to ask you to leave for the day." We're all looking at eachother like WTF DUDE?!?!? and we told them that it wasnt us and it was the guys before us. We even asked to get the last lifegaurd out there that gave us the boats to come out and tell them but noooooo they were too damn stubborn to do it! So we started walking towards our crap which was halfway around the whole damn park and as we were walking David and Nissa kept asking what rule we broke and no one would give them a straight answer! And this one little chick kept cuttin us off!!! i wanted to backhand her across the face!!! So we finally go to our shit and we were walking towards the gate. Then they all left except for one officer. That little bastard followed us to David's car to make sure we left!!!! We were already pissed off and i swear there was a cop car on every corner of the neighborhood before the lake to make sure that we left and didnt just turn around! almost that entire car ride home was silent because we were all that pissed off. We ended up just goin back to Davids house, changing, then going to the movies and going home. But than entire weekend we almost all were thinking to ourselves "damn i coulda said something..." Like seriously, I am one to say what i think is completely right but if i had opened my mouth at that time, they wouldve had to hold me back and it wouldve ended up in me getting escorted off the property with my hands in handcuffs. lol So how fucked up do you guys think that shit is??!

-Halliebby

So my english teacher totallyyyy screwed up...

Alright, so, earlier this year we were on intersession for school (i got to a year-round school). Well in order to make up a snow day, they chose to make us go back a day early (that friday) but it was a half day. Pretty stupid...i know lol. But i didnt want to go so my mom didnt make me. Well lest backtrack a little bit...on the very last day of school i got my mom to check me out early so i could just get my books and leave. That day i was supposed to take a test that was "huge" and "important" but i was gonna just make it up when i got back to school. Now, back to the whole makeup day. I didnt go to school that day and that day we were supposed to take a test on this play we had to read over the break. I was gonna make that up too. Well that monday, i had to get my braces taken off (woot woot) so i couldnt come to school. That day we were takinga novel test and she usually lets us make it up in class. When i came back, that week she didnt have tutoring after school so that i could make up all those tests. Report card grades had to be posted by that next thursday. So the next week me and my friend asked her if we could stay on tuesday, she said no, wednesday, she said no, and thursday she said okay and wrote us out a slip and everything. Thursday came around and we stayed after school. She didnt show up for awhile, so we just hung around my civics teacher's class. She finally came back and we went into her room and said "Why are you here?" we told her it was so we can make up all those tests. She said "Uhm noooo do you have slips?" We showed them to her and then she said "Well im sorry but grades are due today, i cant do anything about it." and we had a shocked face and said "sooo basically we're gonna get 0s for those tests?" and she said yeah. We walked out and we were beyonddd pissed. My friend had only 1 zero but i had 3! and i dont fail! my mom is asian!!! Asian mamas are crazy!! lol. at least mine is lol. When report card time came around i ended up having just an 88. She gave us our individual progress reports and turns out she didnt even count the novel text or the play test!! She had us stressing out for nothing!! We still had that one 0 for the huge test and that dropped our grade sooooo much though. How many of you think thats still screw up though? lol

-Halliebby